Daimler... the bastard came to me in my quarters today complaining about the smell coming from the waste system. I told him to fix it himself, and then he started cry and mentioned something about the doorway... the doorway. It took a security team and the charge from quite a few tasers to 'calm' him down, my room now smells like burn hair. I hate Daimler.
Capt. Walter Murphy
Ship date: 25th October 2236
There was a confrontation on the bridge today between Communications officer Piper, and Science officer Sato. Apparently they have both been conversing with the same officer from another ship. For some reason they are angry with each other. There was some hair pulling and some screaming, I think at one point I saw a nipple. It was a pretty good day.
Capt. Walter Murphy
Capt. Walter Murphy
Ship date: 19th October 2236
I had the idea of starting a club, a social club. For me and me friends. Two problems, Space Corp directives on social clubs inhibit any form of exclusion, and severely limit what the clubs can actually be about. When I put forward the idea of a drinking and lesbian strip show themed club I was firmly told no. Bransky says she's a feminist, so you'd think she'd be in favour of seeing naked women. Second problem is if the club was for the people on this ship I liked... I think I'd be the only member.
Capt. Walter Murphy
Capt. Walter Murphy
Ship date: 15th October 2236
We have a french officer on board. I signed off on some sort of 'officer exchange' last year apparently. He's getting a lot of attention from the female crew... and some of the male crew. He's handsome I guess, if you like that... 'good looking' type. Any way its only a few weeks and then frenchy can fuck off back home and we all learn about cultural sensitivity and integration.
Capt. Walter Murphy
Capt. Walter Murphy
Ship date: 11th October 2236
Emerson ordered me to see him again today... I thought I was the captain. He seems to take great pride in the fact he can override me power. He says I should try the artistic therapy class that runs in the galley after hours. I asked him if there were nude models, he said he didn't know, and that had nothing to do with anything. I called him a liar and shouted something I can't remember, he says it was a rage blackout. Great... now I have to go see him again.
Capt. Walter Murphy
Capt. Walter Murphy
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