Science officer Bradly turned 40 this week. There was a lot of talk and eventually we threw him a surprise party. We held it in the cargo bay and turned up the oxygen content to get everybody buzzed. It was pretty good, the surprise was though that no one told him. Bradly is a right bastard. Would of ruined it if he was there.
Capt. Walter Murphy
Ship date: 28th October 2236
Daimler... the bastard came to me in my quarters today complaining about the smell coming from the waste system. I told him to fix it himself, and then he started cry and mentioned something about the doorway... the doorway. It took a security team and the charge from quite a few tasers to 'calm' him down, my room now smells like burn hair. I hate Daimler.
Capt. Walter Murphy
Capt. Walter Murphy
Ship date: 25th October 2236
There was a confrontation on the bridge today between Communications officer Piper, and Science officer Sato. Apparently they have both been conversing with the same officer from another ship. For some reason they are angry with each other. There was some hair pulling and some screaming, I think at one point I saw a nipple. It was a pretty good day.
Capt. Walter Murphy
Capt. Walter Murphy
Ship date: 19th October 2236
I had the idea of starting a club, a social club. For me and me friends. Two problems, Space Corp directives on social clubs inhibit any form of exclusion, and severely limit what the clubs can actually be about. When I put forward the idea of a drinking and lesbian strip show themed club I was firmly told no. Bransky says she's a feminist, so you'd think she'd be in favour of seeing naked women. Second problem is if the club was for the people on this ship I liked... I think I'd be the only member.
Capt. Walter Murphy
Capt. Walter Murphy
Ship date: 15th October 2236
We have a french officer on board. I signed off on some sort of 'officer exchange' last year apparently. He's getting a lot of attention from the female crew... and some of the male crew. He's handsome I guess, if you like that... 'good looking' type. Any way its only a few weeks and then frenchy can fuck off back home and we all learn about cultural sensitivity and integration.
Capt. Walter Murphy
Capt. Walter Murphy
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